Yo, name's Blayne. 17 years young, single and failing to mingle. Hardcore theatre junky, raising livestock is my world. I'll get this life thing right one day.The World's a Stage, keep it Rural. If you wanna know more, you gotta figure it out yourself.

 

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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I have never been happier in my life. This is by far the best thing to ever happen to me. 😍

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

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My Bestfriend

After just moving an hour and a half or so away from home several days ago for college, I am missing my best friend in the whole world terribly. I think about him almost every moment of the day and what he would say to whatever situation is playing out in front of me. Last night he told me he keeps going to the goat barn at our county fair at home where I have three goats that he and my dad are caring for until Friday. Because he keeps expecting me to be inside the pen when he comes around the corner. It killed me. I WANT to be in that pen not only to be at the fair that I haven’t missed once in me 17 years, but because I just want to wrap my arms around his neck. I’ve never missed anyone this much in any amount of time. I don’t know how I’m going to do this. Because I don’t think I can. 

fyeahnursingthings:

raversaurusrex:

illuminotus:

phoenix-fires:

materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog

There’s an electro festival close to where I work and every year, we admit a few dozen overdoses.
Knowing what we’re up against makes it so much easier for us to take care of you. We’re not here to judge, we’re here to help. We realize you didn’t intend to overdose, you just got unlucky.

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